Pat, Meet Jeanine

To the Editor:

Regarding your story about the misguided attempts by EMS Local 2507 President Pat Bahnken to subpoena the identities of his anonymous critics: As someone who's spent decades in all aspects of NYC's Emergency Medical Service field, including my own time as an officer in Local 2507 of District Council 37, and as someone who's spent 10 years working at an Internet service provider, where we frequently received demands of this sort, I believe I'm uniquely qualified to summarize the best solution here:

Mr. Bahnken and Jeanine Pirro should rent out a hotel room together.

DANNY BURSTEIN